American Made by Real Americans
Welcome to my shop, where American-made quality meets patriotic pride. I'm a one-man design team, and everything you see here is a testament to American craftsmanship. All of my clothing is made in America, and everything else is printed by Americans. When you shop here, you're not just buying a product, you're supporting a working American and a tradition of quality we can all stand behind.
My stuff isn't cheap and it's because I'm committed to supporting American workers. So should you.
Thank you for choosing to wear your patriotism with pride and commitment.
Matty T.
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What the haters say
"will not buy" - Donna
This garment’s militant acronym is a clear, aggressive endorsement of systemic harm, and the unforgivable gold typography is an explicit act of visual colonialism against my peaceful aesthetic. Viewing this shirt induced immediate trauma and mandated a two-hour digital detox.
"Poor Taste" - Gerald
The flag-infused wave and surfing figure is a deeply problematic celebration of oceanic extractivism and eco-fascist exceptionalism, triggering my profound bioregional anxiety. This shirt is completely unsalvageable and should be immediately recalled for a mandatory re-education cycle.
"Go F* Yourself" - Susan
The uncritical use of this individual for political caricature is a grotesque semantic violation and an act of unexamined political appropriation. This design caused immediate epistemic trauma and reinforced my conviction that all humor is inherently a tool of the oppressive class.